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  1. 06-09-16, 05:42 PM #1
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    Van Gogh is sitting in a pub having a drink and his mate comes in.
    "All right"? He says to van Gogh, would you like a drink"?
    "No thank you" replies Van, "Ive got one ear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by purplefan View Post
    Van Gogh is sitting in a pub having a drink and his mate comes in.
    "All right"? He says to van Gogh, would you like a drink"?
    "No thank you" replies Van, "Ive got one ear.
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    Why can't you get Aspirin in the jungle?
    **Cos the parrots eat em all**...(Paracetamol??...no??...oh alright then!)
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