Breathing a sigh of relief *SH, SU triggers*

[Suzi]

Si actually made me blush earlier, which is very hard to do. We had a plumber out as our water pressure had dropped. Turns out part of the water softener had broken down and resin dissolved and clogged up all the filters in the taps/valves. Talking about the one to the dishwasher, dad said (they’d popped in) that probably a good blow would do it. Si then commented that ‘your daughter would be good at that, Rog’

OMG That's hysterical!
I remember when I'd been at uni for a while and I'd had my hair cut from being so long I could sit on it to just above my shoulders and my Mum asked why it had been cut off whilst I was home and driving her into town... I gave her the standard answer I'd given my friends... "It kept getting caught in the handcuffs.." When she asked what I meant I just wanted the world to swallow me whole!

How are you today Sparkles? Anything planned?

[Paula]

I was looking for an emoji to spontaneously combust with embarrassment! !!
Classic. I would have been looking the ground to open up!!

Ah well, SM, I blushed but I’m not easily embarrassed so it wasn’t such a big deal. My poor dad though, he’s convinced himself I’ve only had sex twice in my life - once for each child

....a woman with hidden talents eh?!!

Well, you know, I don’t like to boast

OMG That's hysterical!
I remember when I'd been at uni for a while and I'd had my hair cut from being so long I could sit on it to just above my shoulders and my Mum asked why it had been cut off whilst I was home and driving her into town... I gave her the standard answer I'd given my friends... "It kept getting caught in the handcuffs.." When she asked what I meant I just wanted the world to swallow me whole!

How are you today Sparkles? Anything planned?

Today I have to try to find someone to fix my dishwasher. And id like to do some cross stitch, if my hand will take it