Jokes and one liners

[amaeru]

Music and medicine - easily confused

There was once this welsh girl, see, called Megan..
Megan got herself pregnant. Well she didn't get herself pregnant but you know what I mean.
Terribly worried she goes to see her friend , Bronwyn.

"Oh Bronwen," she says "I'm in terrible terrible trouble. I'm pregnant and I don't know what to do. My da will kill me."

Bronwen thinks long and hard.

"I tell you what you need to do, Megan" says Bronwen "You want to go and see one of those Harley street doctors, see. They will sort it out for you and you da doesn't need to know."

Megan takes her friend's advice and travels down to Harley street. A bit flummoxed she knocks on the first Dr's door she sees. The name on the brass plate reads Dr Ralph Vaughan Williams.
A house keeper answers the door.

"I need to see the Dr right away" says Megan "Its ever so important, see."
"I'm afraid that won't be possible, my dear," says the housekeeper, "He's orchestrating 'The Men of Harlech'

"Orrf castrating the men of Harlech!!"Megan testily replies "Well it's about bldy time somebody did!!!"