Do you sometimes sing diffrent lyrics to songs? Not misheard lyrics. Diffrent ones.
Like AC/DC It's a long way to the top in you wanna rock n roll.
I used to sing. It's a long way to the shops if you want a sausage roll.
Or black Sabbath song: paranoid.
Lyrics are:" finished with my woman cause she couldn't help mecwith my mind.
I used to sing. Finished with my woman cause she would wash my underpants.
Over to you.