Englishman Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar and bar tender says 'Is this a bad joke?'
Englishman Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar and bar tender says 'Is this a bad joke?'
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
OldMike (03-11-16)
lol laughing hard
I was in sainsbury's the other night looking at sausages and i came across the Jamie Oliver Brand and there is a nice photo of him on the box holding a sausage with a fork. In the cooking instructions it says "Prick with fork". And i though they are not wrong there.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
Scientists have found the gene that makes people shy.
It was hiding behind another gene.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
OldMike (14-11-16)
Paddy and Mick were having a chat in the local and Mick turns to Paddy and says:" Do you know Christmas falls on a Friday this year paddy?" Paddy Says: Begora, (sorry maggie) Mick i did not know that, i hope idont fall on the 13th".
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
Did you hear about the Irish turkey? He is looking forward to christmas.
i'll get my coat.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music.
Success is not final, Failure is not fatal.
What do you call a mixed media artist without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
Success is not final, Failure is not fatal.
OldMike (25-11-16)
What's the main difference between an electrician and a potter?
An electrician washes his hands AFTER he has gone to the toilet, but a potter washes his hands BEFORE he goes to the toilet.
Success is not final, Failure is not fatal.
OldMike (25-11-16)