I said to the chef, 'Why have you got your hand in the alphabet soup?' He said, 'I'm groping for words!'
I said to the chef, 'Why have you got your hand in the alphabet soup?' He said, 'I'm groping for words!'
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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? A: Denis.
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What is hot and runny?
Usain Balti.
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back 4 seconds
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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Best joke voted at the Edinburgh festive.
I have just deleted all my German contacts from my phone.
I am now Hans free.
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What's the difference between a BT engineer and a monkey?
Monkey has more brains.
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