I'm watching match of the day and Alan Hansen said: "Wayne Rooney is second to nun"
I thought why do't they play her?
A ref walks into a bar and i though. It's all gonna kick off now.
I used to have a pet clay pigeon. I made the mistake of calling him paul.
I went down to the rubbish dump the other day and there were 100's of seagulls.
I thought. Who threw them out.
