Stuffing my face with jaffa cakes as the stupid twatting cat has sent my anxiety levels sky high. It's pretty much dark here and the little has just strolled in, not a care in the world! Dickhead here has been panicking as he's always back before it gets dark and I was worried. He's in the dog house and is now curled up on the sofa sulking with me as I refused to give him any milk.

Twat!!!