Its a little known fact but there is a free phone number and I have it. I don't want to post it on here openly as I don't think Samaritans can afford for the whole world to know about it but if you message me I will tell you it...
but what is the point of having a free number if they don't want people to use it?
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.