Quote Originally Posted by Strugglingmum View Post

I was looking for an emoji to spontaneously combust with embarrassment! !!
Classic. I would have been looking the ground to open up!!
Ah well, SM, I blushed but I’m not easily embarrassed so it wasn’t such a big deal. My poor dad though, he’s convinced himself I’ve only had sex twice in my life - once for each child

Quote Originally Posted by Flo View Post
....a woman with hidden talents eh?!!
Well, you know, I don’t like to boast

Quote Originally Posted by Suzi View Post
OMG That's hysterical!
I remember when I'd been at uni for a while and I'd had my hair cut from being so long I could sit on it to just above my shoulders and my Mum asked why it had been cut off whilst I was home and driving her into town... I gave her the standard answer I'd given my friends... "It kept getting caught in the handcuffs.." When she asked what I meant I just wanted the world to swallow me whole!

How are you today Sparkles? Anything planned?

Today I have to try to find someone to fix my dishwasher. And id like to do some cross stitch, if my hand will take it