Funny embarrassing stories

[Suzi]

Well today I didn't get peed on, but I got beaten up by some miniature schnauzers - as did Crash! I don't think I'm going to that park again!

[smelly_steph]

when I was at school, I had a best friend called rachel

well, on this particular day, she decided to challenge me to a quiz- and if I won I could pick a prize and she'd buy it for me.

sure enough, I won, and I requested that rachel got me a bottle of cola (I love cola)

well, she told me she all ready had one, and gave it to me.

it was a bit small, and didn't really smell like cola, never the less I took it back home with me and drank it

next morning when I returned to school she was horrified to discovered I'd drank the so called coke

it wasn't coke at all... it was

I'd drank an entire bottle of , and I felt so..... stupid.

thankfully, no one really picked up on it and I wasn't bullied for it

but it still felt bad

[Paula]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww who does that sort of trick??

Btw, have you checked out the DWD quiz that’s currently going on?

[smelly_steph]

hey paula.

I did see it earlier in passing, but not had time to look at it yet.

suzy.... filters I guess. I did type it out, but it obviously won't accept the word

wee wee

yep... I drank a bottle of wee

[smelly_steph]

I had an alergic reaction that caused multiple seizures

well, we were talking about this, and someone asked me- so where were the seizures?

I said, oh, they were in the body

person: no, where in the body were the seizures.

um, go steph. stating the pure obvious

[smelly_steph]

I hate to admit this, but for years I had no idea what the song heartbeat was about

I'd listen to it and would be like waaaa?. who is what is heartbeat.

the lyric that really threw me was " why do you miss, when my baby kisses me" and it's finally dawned on me

heartbeat refers to our heart

aww come on steph, surely you're not that stupid?

yesterday was driving somewhere and they were playing the new song havanna

I miss heard the lyrics and thought it said ravenna

so I was going round singing my heart is in ravenna, my heart is in ravenna, and people are like.... what's ravenna, and I'm like I don't know- but surely it's important because their's a song about it!

and people are like steph.... my heart is in havanna, not ravenna

oops