There's another supermarket opening just down the road from Tesco, I'm glad because as Tesco say: 'Every Lidl Helps'
That Asda be an old joke, but I like it
There's another supermarket opening just down the road from Tesco, I'm glad because as Tesco say: 'Every Lidl Helps'
That Asda be an old joke, but I like it
Got myself a new thesaurus earlier today, but it's awful, I can't even find the words to describe it.
Suzi (13-07-16)
The family that sticks together should bathe more often.
.... but I don't have an 'any key' on my computer
Not really a joke or one-liner, but a mix of humorous and frustrating. The word 'Brexit' has been going on so damned continuously that it's stuck in one of the many vacant spaces in my brain and I spent several minutes this morning trying to log into DWD with username 'Brexit' instead of 'bereft' very silly but unfortunately very true.
I just managed to burn 1000 colories. I forgot about the pizza in the oven.
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
A l girl goes to see her doctor and the doctor is examining her and the doctor says: "big Breaths now" and the girl said: YETH i know i am only Thithteen.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
Have you lot tried the new whisky diet? My friend did and lost 3 weeks.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.