how many therapists does it take to change a lite bulb?
just 1, but it will take 9 weekly sessions.
lol
how many therapists does it take to change a lite bulb?
just 1, but it will take 9 weekly sessions.
lol
2 flies playing in a saucer
1 turns to the other one and says, we have to do better than this- next week we're supposed to be playing in the cup
OldMike (22-11-17)
What is a snowman's favorite game?
Ice Spy
What do the royal family play instead of musical chairs?
Game of thrones.
Originally Posted by Stella180
HAHAHA
Two American tourists on a street corner. Which one is a prostitute?
The with a badge saying Idaho.
Filling out them university application forums can be tricky.
My friends son made 1 spelling mistake and ended up spending 3 years at the university of East Angola!
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
OldMike (08-01-18)
I've just started reading a really good book on the history of Superglue ……. I can't put it down
A few one liners from teh great Stephen Wright...
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York.
I really hate them Russian dolls.
They're so full of themselves.
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
I sat next to my doppelganger on a plane.
I was beside myself.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
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