"I say i say i say!; My dog has no nose"
"Really! How dose he smell"?
"Terrible".
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"I say i say i say!; My dog has no nose"
"Really! How dose he smell"?
"Terrible".
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
happy New year everyone.
sorry, i suffer from premature congratulations.
Last edited by purplefan; 17-02-17 at 11:45 PM.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
What do you say to someone who has spent 4 years at university on a mdia study course?
"Can i have fries with that please".
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
What dose a west ham united fan use as a contraceptive?
His personality.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
I once wrote a book about poltergeists. it was so popular, it flew of the shelves.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
I was in this bar at the weekend and not saying it was rough or anything but I saw a sign stating Toilets and garden. It wasn't until I got out there I realised they were the same place.
A skeleton walks into a bar.
"Pint of bitter and a mop please."
purplefan (03-07-17)
What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
OldMike (23-08-17)
I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
I was not very close to my father when he died. Witch was fortunate, he trod on a land mine.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
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