Englishman Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar and bar tender says 'Is this a bad joke?'
Englishman Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar and bar tender says 'Is this a bad joke?'
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
OldMike (03-11-16)
lol laughing hard
I was in sainsbury's the other night looking at sausages and i came across the Jamie Oliver Brand and there is a nice photo of him on the box holding a sausage with a fork. In the cooking instructions it says "Prick with fork". And i though they are not wrong there.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
Scientists have found the gene that makes people shy.
It was hiding behind another gene.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
OldMike (14-11-16)
Paddy and Mick were having a chat in the local and Mick turns to Paddy and says:" Do you know Christmas falls on a Friday this year paddy?" Paddy Says: Begora, (sorry maggie) Mick i did not know that, i hope idont fall on the 13th".
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
Did you hear about the Irish turkey? He is looking forward to christmas.
i'll get my coat.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
What do you call a mixed media artist without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
Success is not final, Failure is not fatal.
OldMike (25-11-16)
What's the main difference between an electrician and a potter?
An electrician washes his hands AFTER he has gone to the toilet, but a potter washes his hands BEFORE he goes to the toilet.
Success is not final, Failure is not fatal.
OldMike (25-11-16)
What is the question most art graduates regularly ask after getting their degrees?
"Would you like to add fries to that order?"
Success is not final, Failure is not fatal.
OldMike (25-11-16)