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  1. 19-07-16, 04:07 PM #1
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    I have kleptomania but when it gets bad I take something for it....
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    I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
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    Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stella180 View Post
    Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
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