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    Knight of Spamswotting by Highest order of Chufty Badges Jarre's Avatar
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    A few one liners from teh great Stephen Wright...

    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

    All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

    I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

    If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

    I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York.


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