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  1. 28-07-16, 05:32 PM #1
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    A man goes to the doctors with a sore bottom. The Doctor asks him to bend down so h can have a look. The man says: "Can you see anything doctor"? The doctor replies "Yes i can, you have a bit of lettuce stuck up your arse"
    The man is shocked and says:" What can you do to help me"? The doctor said: "I'm afraid its just the tip of the iceberg".
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
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    Gutted the wife has left me!
    She’s took the Sky Box and all my Bob Marley records too.
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