A woman walks into the kitchen and sees her man looking troubled and waving a gun around.
Oh my baby what are you doing with that gun she askes?
Where the man looks and comes to his senses.
I was hunting decepticons he said.
The woman says: there are no decepticons baby its all in the movies.
The man starts laughing about it. The women laughs about it. The toaster laughs about it.
Then the man shoots the toaster.