Jokes and one liners part deux

[smelly_steph]

A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, and pressed the button labeled, "Coffee, double cream, sugar." No cup appeared. Then two nozzles went
into action, one sending forth coffee, the other, cream.
After the proper amounts had gone down the drain where the cup should have been, the machine turned off.

"Now that's real automation," the man exclaimed. "This thing even drinks it for you."