Jokes and one liners part deux

[smelly_steph]

an american tourist visits japan

while he's their, he realises that he doesn't like japanese food

luckily, he spots an advert for an american pizza ordering service.

so he goes back to his hotel and orders a takeaway

well about half an hour later the pizza man arives and gives the man his pizza, and thee man starts sneezing

man: what did you put on this pizza?

pizza guy: what you asked for, sir, pepper only