Louis Van Gaal the Manchester united manager is showing a new young player round old trafford. The kid is awe struck and cant believed he has just signed for them.
Louis said: " welcome to man utd the greatest club in the world, you will want for nothing here lad".
"first off you are getting £60,000 a week" the young lad reply's "that's brilliant mr Van Gaal, all i ever got at Droylesden was £20.00 a week".
Louie goes on. "Yes that's not all me lad" Sponsors want to give yo a new Aston martian DB8 and free petrol and road tax for the year".
The young lad says: " thats amazing all i ever got at Droylesden was my bus fare home"
"yes", speaking of that you will be moving into a club owned mansion with swimming pool and tennis court all rent free".
"WoW " said the young lad At Droylesden i was still living with my parents".
"And guess what"? said Mr.van Gaal. I am giving you your debut on Saturday against Manchester city" but don't worry if your tired because we can pull you off at half time". "blimey said they young man "all i ever got at Droylesden was an orange".
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