Do people still write silly verses in the Valentines card they give their loved ones? I can remember one or two from my school days that I would have used in my time, but I'd love a few new ones this year. Stella I'm sure that you'll have one or two.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Most rhymes rhyme,
But this one doesn't.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
and so are you.

In days of old,
In days of bold,
They dropped their load,
Upon the road,
and walked of quite contented.


Any new ones around? Or Mike any old ones?