Jokes and one liners

[Suzi]

this is just one of things I was referring to; and have felt u comfortable reading others past and present. the thread I made was closed and I'm unable to send anymore private messages, so i have no where appropriate to respond. Stella you know you're u have a tendency to be harsh, which is why you knew I was referring to you. it just feels very cliquey around here sometimes, when some can away with things and others can't, even if they try to highlight it, just get gagged! suzi this forum is brilliNt and you do a brilliant job, far better than I and many cld do; providing a service, and a free one at that, is just amazing, so pls don't take this as a criticism; I'm trying to higifnt a real issue as I see it - which is exactly what others say they are trying to do!

I'm glad you like the forum. I don't know why you can't send PM's, but I'll look into it. But please, if you have a problem with any of my team there are better ways to deal with it rather than tagging onto random threads. I would rather that you didn't name particular members of the team, in the same way I wouldn't want anyone to pick a forum member..
Thank you x

[purplefan]

How can you say the onion joke was offensive?

[S deleted]

It sure as hell wasn't funny

[Pen]

Woman goes into a chemists and asks the pharmacist "I would like a strong poison guaranteed to kill a man quickly" "you must be nuts" says the pharmacist, "I cant sell you anything like that, its illegal" The woman goes into her handbag and shows the pharmacist a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife. "Ah" said the pharmacist "thats different, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!"