its really hard being a teacher these day. I mean what do you do if you stand in the front of the class you can write on the board, but you cant see the children.
if you stand at the back of the class, you can see the children but not the board. No one has solved that dilemma not by a long chalk!.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
OldMike (15-02-16)
I hated school when i was a kid. One day the teacher asked me if wanted to take the school Guinea pig home, and seven months later i ended up in the African republic of Guinea.I was lost, the British consulate didn't want to know, my parents did not know where i was and my space hopper had a puncture.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
Lol, I know that one, Milton Jones!Originally Posted by purplefan
purplefan (16-02-16)
He is funny. I was watching a DVD of his and could not stop laughing.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.
OldMike (16-02-16)
I really don't know what the best thing about living in Switzerland is but the flag is a big plus
OldMike (16-02-16)
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a nobel prize.
OldMike (16-02-16)
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
OldMike (16-02-16)
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "It tells me that someone has stolen our tent."
OldMike (16-02-16)
Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
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