Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be different from this one?
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be different from this one?
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
I'm not saying suzi's a bad cook, but she uses the smoke alarm as a timer.
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Where do the homeless have 90% of their accidents?
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what is a geriatric?
A German who scores three goals.
ill get my coat.
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If it weren't for marriage husbands and wives would have to fight with strangers.
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I have so many holes in my socks i can put them on 17 different ways.
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Suzi (10-06-15)
a copper knocked on my door earlier and said I could be in trouble as my dog had just chased a man on his bike
That can't be right I said, my dog hasn't got a bike
A policeman knocks on a door and there is a little kid about 9 years old standing there. he has his dads dressing gown on, a cigar in one hand, and a blond in each arm.
The policeman looks at him and asks. "is you parents at home sunny"? The little lad replies. "what do you think"?
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
purplefan (23-06-15)