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Thread: Jokes and one liners

  1. #501
    Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be different from this one?
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  2. #502
    I'm not saying suzi's a bad cook, but she uses the smoke alarm as a timer.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  3. #503
    Where do the homeless have 90% of their accidents?
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  4. #504
    Quote Originally Posted by purplefan View Post
    I'm not saying suzi's a bad cook, but she uses the smoke alarm as a timer.
    Dude, thats my trick not Suzi, lol'

  5. #505
    what is a geriatric?
    A German who scores three goals.
    ill get my coat.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  6. #506
    If it weren't for marriage husbands and wives would have to fight with strangers.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  7. #507
    I have so many holes in my socks i can put them on 17 different ways.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    Suzi (10-06-15)

  9. #508
    a copper knocked on my door earlier and said I could be in trouble as my dog had just chased a man on his bike
    That can't be right I said, my dog hasn't got a bike

  10. #509
    A policeman knocks on a door and there is a little kid about 9 years old standing there. he has his dads dressing gown on, a cigar in one hand, and a blond in each arm.
    The policeman looks at him and asks. "is you parents at home sunny"? The little lad replies. "what do you think"?
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  11. #510
    Hugo-agogo
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