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  1. #411
    How do you get 4 popes in a mini? Take their hats off.

    No I don't get it either.
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  2. #412
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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  4. #413
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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  6. #414
    Noel
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    Quote Originally Posted by purplefan View Post
    How do you get 4 popes in a mini? Take their hats off.

    No I don't get it either.
    I think it refers to the tall hat the pope wears sometimes . lol .

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    The perfect marriage
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    Queen of Crafting magie06's Avatar
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    My 8 year old's favourite joke at the moment..

    why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
    because he had no Body to go with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magie06 View Post
    My 8 year old's favourite joke at the moment..

    why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
    because he had no Body to go with.


    my chloe likes this one.
    Why did half the chicken cross the road? To get to his other side.
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  10. #418
    one for the men

    If your dog is barking at the back door to get in, and your wife is shouting at the front door to get in. Witch one do you let in first?
    The dog of course. He shuts up once he is in the house.

    Runs from thread.
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    That made me giggle!
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    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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