Did you hear about the Irish woman who had a phantom pregnancy?
She gave birth to a baby ghost.
Did you hear about the Irish clairvoyant? She was closed due to unforeseen circumstances.
Did you hear about the irish man who though the cold war happened in the winter.
Did you hear about the irish man who burnt his feet. when his wife asked how he did it. He replied: " I was cooking a steam pudding and it said
pierce tin and stand in boiling water".
Did you hear about the Irish man who fell out the window while ironing his curtains.