I used to be a hunt saboteur. I used to get up early and shoot the fox.
I used to be a hunt saboteur. I used to get up early and shoot the fox.
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amaeru (09-12-13)
amaeru (09-12-13)
When i was a little Lad, my mother was always trying to inspire me to achieve things.
She said: "Son, you can achieve anything if you want to; the skies the limit".
I was so upset when she said that. I wanted to be an astronaut.
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conjunctivitis. com That's a site for sore eyes.
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1. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky.
2. Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer.
3. Mary and Joseph – now they had a stable relationship.
4. What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast? The One Show.
5. What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker.
6. Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital? Because he has private elf care.
7. How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger.
8. Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars? Because their days are numbered.
9. How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed? You've got three extra hoes.
10. Why was the Brussels sprout sent to prison? Because it was a repeat offender.
Paula (10-12-13)
groans.
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A Christmas Quacker.
What Christmas song is hidden in the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z?
Noel (No "L")
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Lol! Those are great!
Do a little of something that makes you happy every day!
A magician was working on a cruse ship. He does the same act week in and out, with a new audience every week. However, the Captain's parrot watches the show every time. Finally, the parrot figures out how the tricks work and starts giving it away for the audience. For example, when the magician makes a bouquet of flowers disappear, the parrot squawks "Behind his back! Behind his back!" Well, the magician get really annoyed at this, but what can he do? The parrot belongs to the Captain, after all.
One day, the ship springs a leak and sinks. The magician manages to swim to a plank of wood floating by and grabs on. The parrot is sitting on the other end of the plank. The just stare at each other and drift. They drift for 3 days and still don't speak. On the morning of the fourth day, the parrot looks over at the magician and says: "OK, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?"
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Two Irishmen talking and paddy says to mick.
"I See christmas falls on a Friday this year Mick".
and mick answers ; "is that a fact paddy"? He continues,
"Well I hope its not on the 13th".
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