Jokes and one liners

[amaeru]

Plus here's one for the girls....

In my next life..

In this life I'm a woman
In my next life.
I'd like to be a bear....mm....

You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT .

Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT

When you're a girl bear.
You birth children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown
cute cuddly cubs.
I COULD DEFINITELY DEAL WITH THAT

If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line,you swat them too.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat

YUP GONNA BE A BEAR!!!!!