I follow a guy on Twitter who tweets some awesome one-liners. Here's a sample:
Do your clothes smell of Jedi? Must be body Yoda.
My friend thinks he's a traffic island. He broke the news to me yesterday - in a roundabout way.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chicken doubt.
Mum used to make us drink Milk of Amnesia. I forget why.
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