Jokes and one liners

[russells]

Exit signs, they're on the way out!

Alphabet grenade - if it goes off it could spell disaster

One armed butlers - they can take it but they can't dish it out!

So I went down the local supermarket. I said: “I want to make a complaint – this vinegar’s got lumps in it.” He said: “Those are pickled onions.”

Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes.

Enjoy :-)