And next up *drum roll* give me your worst Christmas cracker jokes - something that make my toes curl, if you please
And next up *drum roll* give me your worst Christmas cracker jokes - something that make my toes curl, if you please
The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe hoe hoe
OldMike (08-12-23)
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!.gif "^)")
77 and counting, less of the "Old" call me "Mike"
SJW180 (08-12-23)
Where do Santas helpers go when they are ill?
To the Elf centre
OldMike (09-12-23)
What do you call a cow that lives in an igloo?
An eskimoo
Okay I'll get my hat and coat.
77 and counting, less of the "Old" call me "Mike"
Don’t go! I said worst.gif "(rofl)")
The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.
OldMike (10-12-23)
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
Get out of my face!
OldMike (20-12-23)
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?
Beyon-sleigh!
The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.
OldMike (20-12-23)
What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!!!!
I don't think this has been posted correct me if I'm wrong
What's the difference between a snow woman and a snowman.
Snowballs.
Well I thought it funny.
77 and counting, less of the "Old" call me "Mike"
magie06 (20-12-23)
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