Ok, I’m relying on you all! Give me your best Christmas cracker joke!
Ok, I’m relying on you all! Give me your best Christmas cracker joke!
The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.
I’m not sure it’s really a Christmas cracker joke if it’s funny, however to join in with the spirit…
What happened when Santa went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.
OldMike (08-12-23)
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it’s on the house.
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
He was hooked on trees his whole life
The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.
SJW180 (20-12-23)
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
I got a Christmas card full of rice in the post today.
I think it was from my Uncle Ben.
OldMike (20-12-23)
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