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    ....a woman with hidden talents eh?!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paula View Post

    Si actually made me blush earlier, which is very hard to do. We had a plumber out as our water pressure had dropped. Turns out part of the water softener had broken down and resin dissolved and clogged up all the filters in the taps/valves. Talking about the one to the dishwasher, dad said (they’d popped in) that probably a good blow would do it. Si then commented that ‘your daughter would be good at that, Rog’
    OMG That's hysterical!
    I remember when I'd been at uni for a while and I'd had my hair cut from being so long I could sit on it to just above my shoulders and my Mum asked why it had been cut off whilst I was home and driving her into town... I gave her the standard answer I'd given my friends... "It kept getting caught in the handcuffs.." When she asked what I meant I just wanted the world to swallow me whole!

    How are you today Sparkles? Anything planned?
    Do a little of something that makes you happy every day!


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    I was a bit slow at getting that

    A plumbing joke to tickle your fancy:-

    A dog goes into a Plumbers Merchants and says, “I’d like a job please”. The owner says: “We don’t hire dogs, why don’t you go join the circus?” The dog replies, “What would the circus want with a plumber?”
    77 and counting, less of the "Old" call me "Mike"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strugglingmum View Post

    I was looking for an emoji to spontaneously combust with embarrassment! !!
    Classic. I would have been looking the ground to open up!!
    Ah well, SM, I blushed but I’m not easily embarrassed so it wasn’t such a big deal. My poor dad though, he’s convinced himself I’ve only had sex twice in my life - once for each child

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    ....a woman with hidden talents eh?!!
    Well, you know, I don’t like to boast

    Quote Originally Posted by Suzi View Post
    OMG That's hysterical!
    I remember when I'd been at uni for a while and I'd had my hair cut from being so long I could sit on it to just above my shoulders and my Mum asked why it had been cut off whilst I was home and driving her into town... I gave her the standard answer I'd given my friends... "It kept getting caught in the handcuffs.." When she asked what I meant I just wanted the world to swallow me whole!

    How are you today Sparkles? Anything planned?

    Today I have to try to find someone to fix my dishwasher. And id like to do some cross stitch, if my hand will take it
    The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

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    I have a plumber joke. It will be translated from dutch so if its no good i apologize.

    Friday morning, a doctor wakes up and noticed his cellar is flooded. So he calls a plumber. When the plumber gets at the house he is invited in and has a look. He keeps looking for a while and then asks the doctor for 2 paracetamol. The doctor looks a but funny but goes and get the paracetamol for the plumber. The plumber throws then into the flooded cellar and picks up his bag.

    If its not over after the weekend call back on a monday.

    And goes out the door.

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    Tên përdu, jhamâi së rëcôbro

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    Hope your day is going well sparkles!
    Do a little of something that makes you happy every day!


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    Dishwasher repair person is coming out next Thursday - so I’ll be buying the kids some marigolds . I do appreciate this is such a first world problem

    I’m good - the suns out and its warm, I’m in a t shirt! Si also told me Jess has paid me a compliment, commenting tohim on how much weight I’ve lost. I’m not holding my breath that she’ll say it to my face so I’ll take it as it stands lol
    The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

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    That's wonderful that she's noticed though. Take it as a win!!

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    It's fab that she's noticed!!! Definite win!
    Do a little of something that makes you happy every day!


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