It's good Si's wallet has had an airing those moths must be glad to see the light of day at long last

Jean told me a joke at lunch club thought I'd share as it tickled my fancy.

A guy goes in to a baker's he's crimping the edge of the pies with a pair of false of false teeth.
The guy says "haven't you got a tool for that?"
The baker replies "yes, but I use that for the donuts."

Where's me hat 'n' coat