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Thread: 1. Worst Christmas Joke

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    What do you call Santa in the desert?

    Sandy Claus

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    Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?


    RUDE-olph

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    What is the best Christmas present?

    A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!
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    I've been neglecting!
    How do snowmen get around?

    They ride on an icicle!

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    I'm going to lower the tone of this thread

    Question: What's the difference between a snowman and snow-woman?
    Answer: Snowballs!!!
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