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    What do you call Santa in the desert?

    Sandy Claus

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    Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?


    RUDE-olph

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    What is the best Christmas present?

    A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!
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    I've been neglecting!
    How do snowmen get around?

    They ride on an icicle!

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    I'm going to lower the tone of this thread

    Question: What's the difference between a snowman and snow-woman?
    Answer: Snowballs!!!
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    Bad joke warning! Bad taste warning! Over 18 warning!!

    Was told this one today at the training centre and thought to myself, now I know a place for such a bad joke.

    Did you hear they are wrapping tinsel around Tampax?
    It's just for the Christmas period

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    ‘When all else fails, use glitter instead’

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    Q: Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer?
    A: Spruce Springsteen
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldMike View Post
    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the gates of heaven. "In honour of this holy season," he said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "This represents a candle," he said.

    "Very well, you may pass through the pearly gates," said Saint Peter.

    The second man reached into his pockets and pulled out a set of keys. They jingled as he shook them and he said, "They're bells."

    Saint Peter said, "You may also enter heaven."

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. Saint Peter looked at the man, puzzled. "And just what do those symbolize?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.

    The man replied, "These are Carol's."
    This was a toughly fought competition, but we thought this was a definite winner! Well done Mike, you can now add into your signature proudly that you are "The worst Christmas Joker 2018"
    Please always remember that I am always right. I have a framed certificate to prove it.

    When in doubt, stop and think... WWSS? (What Would Suzi Say?)
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    Wooo hooo fame at last I got a big groan when I told that joke at the Custard Club Xmas bash (it's the way I tell 'em)
    72 and counting, less of the "Old" call me "Mike" - The worst Christmas Joker 2018
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