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    ask the oracle

    it's time to....

    ask the oracle

    ask a question, and get a straight (or funny) answer

    that answer depends on how the below poster wants to respond

    question:

    why can't christmas be in summer in the UK

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    SuperWoman Stella180's Avatar
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    Can Santa coming down the chimney in a mankini and shades is something the world ain’t ready to see
    In complete darkness we are all the same, it is only our knowledge and wisdom that separates us, don't let your eyes deceive you.
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    andn ow it's your turn to ask a question.

    lol... I love your answer, too!

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    Why are soft drinks so expensive in pubs?
    In complete darkness we are all the same, it is only our knowledge and wisdom that separates us, don't let your eyes deceive you.
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    Not "nagging" really... Suzi's Avatar
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    To make you buy beer instead!

    Why is my pond still losing water?
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    Cos the neighbours are syphoning it off for their new frog bathing venture.

    Why do we celebrate Christmas on 25th December?
    In complete darkness we are all the same, it is only our knowledge and wisdom that separates us, don't let your eyes deceive you.
    Janet Jackson

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    because... it's close enough to the end of the year for it to be celebrated, but not so close that we're rushing to start new year

    (I always thought halloween, christmas, bon fire night) they were little insentives put at the end of the year for those of us who perhaps have had a tough time

    nice thought..

    why do toasters have a setting to burn the toast, when no one (probably), would eat it?

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    Because most of these type of devices work best at the medium setting. Therefore most people will set them mid-way.

    Why are TV's so narrow now when they used to be so fat?

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    Technology has moved on and the components on an lcd screen tv are considerably smaller that the old tube TVs. There are now TVs which are less than 5mm in depth!

    Why do people judge Christmas gifts based on money spent rather than the thought behind that gift?
    In complete darkness we are all the same, it is only our knowledge and wisdom that separates us, don't let your eyes deceive you.
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    Because they are basing their thoughts on completely the wrong things.

    Why is Debbie Magee being consistently over marked in Strictly?
    There's only us, There's only this, Forget regret, Or life is your to miss,
    No other road, No other way, No day but today. (Rent. Jonathan Larson)

    Look! I'm walking a marathon in May for the British Heart Foundation!
    Sponsor me if you fancy! No pressure, cheerleaders needed too!

    https://mymarathon18.everydayhero.com/uk/s-shaw

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