Am I talking to a brick wall?

Things parents used to say that we said we wouldn't but find some of them slipping out

Do as I say, not as I do.

Don't eat that, you'll get worms!

I hope someday you have children just like you

Go to sleep Im tired

I will give you something to cry about

If you swallow a watermelon seed a watermelon will grow inside you.

Don't pick your nose, it'll cave in.

you're cruisin' for a bruisin'