you know who gives kids a bad name?
posh and becks
you know who gives kids a bad name?
posh and becks
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
It's 1901, and the housekeeper and maids of The Big House are going to get their annual group photo taken. They get to the photographers and housekeeper takes young mary the innocent tweeny maid under her wing. They're all sitting there, and mary says:" Why is he getting that big sheet?" "He's going to focus" HK says. An aghast mary replies: "What? all of us?!!" ......No?...maybe not then.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
OldMike (21-10-16)
Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here''
OldMike (21-10-16)
Originally Posted by Stella180
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A beautiful white stallion walks into a bar and orders a pint of lager. The barman, with a smug grin on his face says: "We've got a Whisky named after you"....horse says: "What? Eric?!"
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was crap but the reception was brilliant
OldMike (21-10-16)
A guy fell in to a vat of varnish and drowned, he had a terrible end but a beautiful finish.
77 and counting, less of the "Old" call me "Mike"
purplefan (21-10-16)
Two sandwiches walk into a bar and the barman says: " sorry but we don't serve food in hear".
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
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