Why can't you get Aspirin in the jungle?
**Cos the parrots eat em all**...(Paracetamol??...no??...oh alright then!)
Why can't you get Aspirin in the jungle?
**Cos the parrots eat em all**...(Paracetamol??...no??...oh alright then!)
Why do African Elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wont pay the ransom.
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OldMike (19-09-16)
A man walks into a pet shop and asks to buy a goldfish.
"Would you like an aquarium"?
The man says: "I don't care what star sign it is"
I'll get my coat.
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OldMike (19-09-16)
A woman and man are snogging each other and the woman says :"Tell me something dirty"
And the man says: "your kitchen"!
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
Tee Hee!!!!.gif "(rofl)")
Nice one Purple.
77 and counting, less of the "Old" call me "Mike"
Two goats are in a lane in Hollywood and they are munching on an old bit of film. One goat turns to the other and said "what did you think of that film"? The othr goat replied "it was okay, but i preferred the book"!
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
Woman goes to the doctors, she is really up set, so the doctor calms he asks her what the problem is.
The woman replies; "Doctor i cant stop stealing things, it is getting out of hand. Today is stole three rolls; a book from the book shop, and a DVD recorder from marks. I'm at my whits end, please help me"!.
The doctor takes her had and says: "Dont worry mrs smith, just you take three of these tablets everyday for a week"
Mrs. Smith shakes her head and says:" But what if they don't work"? The doctor replies:"Well, could you gt me a 54 inch TV then please".
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
OldMike (19-09-16)
The couple who were snogging in my previous joke have now taken matters a step further and they are now on the kitchen table. The woman is getting right into the swing of things and the old bloke is grunting and puffing along. The woman suddenly says:" YES, BABY, YES! "HURT ME HURT ME".
SO the bloke says: "Your dog has just died".
I know... I'll get my coat..gif "(bow)")
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"I heard a rumor that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."
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OldMike (27-09-16)
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