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Thread: Jokes and one liners part deux

  1. #61
    Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
    Because the P is silent.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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  3. #62
    Someone stole my mood ring today. I don't know how i feel about that.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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  5. #63
    "I say i say i say."
    'Are your relatives in business?'

    'Yes - in the iron and steel business'

    'Oh, indeed?'

    'Yes - me mother irons and me father steals'
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  6. #64
    "I say, i say, i say"

    'If I had a rabbit in a hutch, and I bought another rabbit, how many rabbits would I have?'

    'Why, two, of course' 'No, ten'

    'You don't know your arithmetic'

    'You don't know my rabbits'
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  7. #65
    I put an accumulator bet on 3 horses today called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times but they all lost. I blame it on the Bookie.

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  9. #66
    I say, i say, i say.
    I just cleaned the attic with the wife yesterday.
    Dirty, filthy, covered in cobwebs. Still she is good with the kids.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  10. #67
    How many ears dose Captain Kirk have?
    3.
    right ear; left ear and his final front ear.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  11. #68
    How many ears dose Davy Crockett have?
    3.
    Right ear; left ear and a wild front ear.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  12. #69
    Van Gogh is sitting in a pub having a drink and his mate comes in.
    "All right"? He says to van Gogh, would you like a drink"?
    "No thank you" replies Van, "Ive got one ear.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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  14. #70
    Quote Originally Posted by purplefan View Post
    Van Gogh is sitting in a pub having a drink and his mate comes in.
    "All right"? He says to van Gogh, would you like a drink"?
    "No thank you" replies Van, "Ive got one ear.

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