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Thread: Jokes and one liners part deux

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    What sound does a Turkey make?

    "coup coup"
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    Thanks for these folks. Made be break into a little smile on a day when everything seems grey.
    Here is another one.

    I rang BT and said "I want to report a nuisance caller" he said "not you again!!"
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    I watched a documentary the other night on how ships were built... Riveting
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    I have a lot of growing up to do. I realised that the other day from within my fort...
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    What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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    OK I will stop now...
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    Lol please don't
    The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

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    Made me smile Pen.
    77 and counting, less of the "Old" call me "Mike"

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    I have kleptomania but when it gets bad I take something for it....
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    Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
    A: It's okay. He woke up.

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