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Thread: Jokes and one liners part deux

  1. #21
    Bereft
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    There's another supermarket opening just down the road from Tesco, I'm glad because as Tesco say: 'Every Lidl Helps'

    That Asda be an old joke, but I like it

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  3. #22
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    Got myself a new thesaurus earlier today, but it's awful, I can't even find the words to describe it.

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  5. #23
    Elless
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    .... but I don't have an 'any key' on my computer

  6. #24
    Elless
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    The family that sticks together should bathe more often.

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  8. #25
    Bereft
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    Not really a joke or one-liner, but a mix of humorous and frustrating. The word 'Brexit' has been going on so damned continuously that it's stuck in one of the many vacant spaces in my brain and I spent several minutes this morning trying to log into DWD with username 'Brexit' instead of 'bereft' very silly but unfortunately very true.

  9. #26
    My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

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  11. #27
    I just managed to burn 1000 colories. I forgot about the pizza in the oven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stella180 View Post
    My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
    I'm one the generation who will forever think of the Lone Ranger when hearing Rossini's William Tell overture.
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  14. #29
    Have you lot tried the new whisky diet? My friend did and lost 3 weeks.

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  15. #30
    A l girl goes to see her doctor and the doctor is examining her and the doctor says: "big Breaths now" and the girl said: YETH i know i am only Thithteen.

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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