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Thread: Jokes and one liners part deux

  1. #131
    A man walks into a pet shop.
    "I'd Like to buy a goldfish please" said the man.

    The shop keeper said "Would you like an aquarium sir"?
    The man reply's: "I don't care what star sign it is".

    A popsicle stick makes a great bookmark. But eat the popsicle first. Don't make the same mistake I did.

  2. #132
    happy New year everyone.

    sorry, i suffer from premature congratulations.
    Last edited by purplefan; 17-02-17 at 11:45 PM.

    A popsicle stick makes a great bookmark. But eat the popsicle first. Don't make the same mistake I did.

  3. #133
    What dose a west ham united fan use as a contraceptive?
    His personality.

    A popsicle stick makes a great bookmark. But eat the popsicle first. Don't make the same mistake I did.

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  5. #134
    What do you say to someone who has spent 4 years at university on a mdia study course?
    "Can i have fries with that please".

    A popsicle stick makes a great bookmark. But eat the popsicle first. Don't make the same mistake I did.

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  7. #135
    I once wrote a book about poltergeists. it was so popular, it flew of the shelves.

    A popsicle stick makes a great bookmark. But eat the popsicle first. Don't make the same mistake I did.

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    I was in this bar at the weekend and not saying it was rough or anything but I saw a sign stating Toilets and garden. It wasn't until I got out there I realised they were the same place.
    ".Sometimes, you have to take a leap of faith first. The trust part comes later.”

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  11. #137
    A skeleton walks into a bar.
    "Pint of bitter and a mop please."

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  13. #138
    What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
    A golden receiver.

    A popsicle stick makes a great bookmark. But eat the popsicle first. Don't make the same mistake I did.

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  15. #139
    I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act.

    A popsicle stick makes a great bookmark. But eat the popsicle first. Don't make the same mistake I did.

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  17. #140
    I was not very close to my father when he died. Witch was fortunate, he trod on a land mine.

    A popsicle stick makes a great bookmark. But eat the popsicle first. Don't make the same mistake I did.

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