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Thread: Jokes and one liners part deux

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    What is the question most art graduates regularly ask after getting their degrees?

    "Would you like to add fries to that order?"
    Success is not final, Failure is not fatal.


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    The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

  4. #103
    What do you call someone who hangs around musicians all day?
    A Drummer.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    I'm still talking to an amazing drummer I met at Uni and I often throw that kind of comment at him!
    Do a little of something that makes you happy every day!


  6. #105
    What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  7. #106
    What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?

    A barberqueue.
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  8. #107
    Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?

    Cos they were two deer.

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  10. #108
    you must have the same box of Christmas crackers as m stella.
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  11. #109
    What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

    Virgin mobile.
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  12. #110
    What did Santa say to his wife when he looked out of the window? It looks like reindeer

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