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Thread: Jokes and one liners part deux

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    so a woman walks in to a vet with her pet goldfish

    the woman says, I believe that my goldfish has epilepsy

    the vet replies, well, he looks fine to me, calm and collective (he's just swimming around the bowl like fishes are supposed too)

    the woman replies oh, he may be fine now, but watch what happens when I remove him from the water

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    a peace of string walks in to a bar.

    bartender: we don't serve string

    string walks out and ties himself up, then walks back in the bar

    bartender: are you not the same peace of string who I just saw earlier?

    string: no, I'm afraid not

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