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Thread: Jokes and one liners part deux

  1. #151
    I've just started reading a really good book on the history of Superglue ……. I can't put it down

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    Knight of Spamswotting by Highest order of Chufty Badges Jarre's Avatar
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    A few one liners from teh great Stephen Wright...

    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

    All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

    I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

    If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

    I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York.


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  5. #153
    woman walks in to a vet with a goldfish.

    she goes up to the vet and says, I believe my goldfish is epileptic.

    so the vet looks at the fish and replies, hmm, it looks really calm to me
    woman replies well, yes, maybe now, but watch what happens when I remove it from the bowl

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    I really hate them Russian dolls.
    They're so full of themselves.

    What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
    Outlaws are wanted.
    I sat next to my doppelganger on a plane.
    I was beside myself.

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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