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    Jokes and one liners part deux

    Right, the original thread was getting way too big, so I'm starting a new thread. Start filling it up with funnies, people
    I believe if you wear enough pretty lipstick, sparkly jewellery and great shoes, no one will notice the size of your ass

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    I used to know a boy at school called ‘Diarrhoea Dave’. He got the name because he was the only kid who could spell it.

    “I said a hip hop
    Hippie to the hippie
    The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it out
    Bubba to the bang bang boogie, boobie to the boogie…

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    I like to play chess with old men in the park, although it’s hard to find 32 of them.

    “I said a hip hop
    Hippie to the hippie
    The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it out
    Bubba to the bang bang boogie, boobie to the boogie…

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    I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

    “I said a hip hop
    Hippie to the hippie
    The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it out
    Bubba to the bang bang boogie, boobie to the boogie…

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    The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

    “I said a hip hop
    Hippie to the hippie
    The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it out
    Bubba to the bang bang boogie, boobie to the boogie…

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    Those are brilliant!
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    I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
    ‘Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.'
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    I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.
    ‘Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.'
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    Current relationship status: Made dinner for two. Ate both.
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    Rick Astley will let you borrow all of his Disney movies except one. He's never gonna give you Up.
    ‘Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.'
    Jean-Paul Sartre

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