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Thread: Jokes and one liners part deux

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    Jokes and one liners part deux

    Right, the original thread was getting way too big, so I'm starting a new thread. Start filling it up with funnies, people
    Sometimes the best thing you can do is not think, not wonder, not imagine, not obsess. Just breathe and have faith that everything will work out for the best.

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    I used to know a boy at school called ‘Diarrhoea Dave’. He got the name because he was the only kid who could spell it.

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    I like to play chess with old men in the park, although it’s hard to find 32 of them.

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    Those are brilliant!
    Today I aim to be the best person I can be.
    That mean that yesterday or tomorrow I might be a better person,
    but today's best is more than good enough for today.

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    I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.

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    I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.

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    Current relationship status: Made dinner for two. Ate both.

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    Rick Astley will let you borrow all of his Disney movies except one. He's never gonna give you Up.

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